Magnetic Pages Article | 1998-03-01 | 36KB | 107 lines
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'For years the electrical utility'companies have led the public to'believe they were in business to supply'electricity to the consumer, a service'for which they charge a substantial'rate. The recent accidental acquisition'of secret records from a well known'power company has led to a massive'research campaign which positively'explodes several myths and exposes the'massive hoax which has been perpetrated'upon the public by the power companies.
'The most common hoax promoted the false'concept that light bulbs emitted light;'in actuality, these 'light' bulbs'actually absorb DARK which is then'transported back to the power generat-'ion stations via wires. A more'descriptive name has now been coined;'the new scientific name is for the
device is DARKSUCKER.
'This newsletter introduces a brief'synopsis of the darksucker theory,'which proves the existence of dark and'establishes the fact that dark has'great mass, and further, that dark is'the fastest known particle in the'universe. Apparently, even the'celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not'suspect the truth.. that just as COLD'is the absence of HEAT, LIGHT is'actually the ABSENCE of DARK... light
does not really exist!
'The basis of the darksucker theory is'that electric light bulbs suck dark.'Take for example, the darksuckers in'the room where you are. There is much'less dark right next to them than there'is elsewhere, demonstrating their'limited range. The larger the'darksucker, the greater its capacity to'suck dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot'or on a football field have a much'greater capacity than the ones in used
in the home, for example.
'It may come as a surprise to learn that'darksuckers also operate on a celestial'scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes'use of dense dark, sucking it in from'all the planets and intervening dark'space. Naturally, the Sun is better'able to suck dark from the planets'which are situated closer to it, thus'explaining why those planets appear'brighter than do those which are far
distant from the Sun.
'Occasionally, the Sun actually'oversucks; under those conditions, dark'spots appear on the surface of the Sun.'Scientists have long studied these''sunspots' and are only recently'beginning to realize that the dark'spots represent leaks of high pressure'dark because the Sun has oversucked'dark to such an extent that some of'actually leaks back into space. This 'leakage of high pressure dark'frequently causes problems with radio'communications here on Earth due to'collisions between the dark particles'as they stream out into space via the'black 'holes' in the surface of the
Sun.
'As with all manmade devices,'darksuckers have a finite lifetime.'Once they are full of dark, they can no'longer suck. This condition can be'observed by looking for the black spot'on a full darksucker when it has'reached maximum capacity... you have'surely noticed that dark completely'surrounds a full darksucker because it'no longer has the capacity to suck dark at all.
'A candle is a primitive darksucker. A'new candle has a white wick. You will'notice that after the first use the'wick turns black, representing all the'dark which has been sucked into it. If'you hold a pencil next to the wick of'an operating candle, the tip will turn'black because it got in the way of the'dark flowing into the candle.'Unfortunately, these primitive'darksuckers have a very limited range'and are hazardous to operate because of the intense heat produced.
'There are also portable darksuckers'called flashlights. The bulbs in these'devices cannot handle all of the dark'by themselves, and must be aided by a'dark storage unit called a battery.'When the dark storage unit is full, it'must be either emptied (a process'called 'recharging') or replaced before'the portable darksucker can continue to'operate. If you break open a battery,'you will find dense black dark inside,'evidence that it is actually a compact
dark storage unit.
'The darksuckers on your automobile are'high capacity units with great range,'thus they require much larger dark'storage units mounted under the hood of'the vehicle. Since there is far more'dark available in the winter season,'automobile dark storage units reach'capacity more frequently than they do'in the summer, requiring 'recharging','or in severe cases, total replacement.
'Dark has great mass. When dark is drawn'into a darksucker, friction caused by'the speed of the dark particles (called'anti-photons) actually generates'substantial heat, thus it is unwise to'touch an operating dark sucker. Candles'represent a special problem, as the'dark must travel into a solid wick'instead of through clear glass. This'generates a great amount of heat,'making it very dangerous to touch an
operating candle.
'Because dark has such great mass, it is'very heavy. If you swim just below the'surface of a lake, you see a lot of''light' (absence of dark, to be more'precise). As you go deeper and deeper'beneath the surface, you notice it gets'darker and darker. When you reach a'depth of approximately fifty feet, you'are in total darkness. This is because'the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of'the lake, making it appear 'lighter'
near the surface.
'The power companies have learned to use'the dark that has settled to the bottom'of lakes by pushing it through'turbines, which generate electricity to'help push the dark into the ocean where'it may be safely stored for their
devious purposes.
'Prior to the development of turbines,'it was much more difficult to get the'dark from the rivers and lakes to the'ocean. The Indians recognized this'problem, and developed means to assist'the flow of dark on it's long journey'to the ocean. When on a river in a'canoe travelling in the same direction'as the flow of dark, they paddled'slowly, so as not to impede the flow of'dark; but when they travelled against'the flow of dark, they paddled'vigorously to help propel the dark
along its way.
'Scientists are working feverishly to'develop exotic new instrumentation with'which to measure the actual speed and'energy level of dark. While such'instrumentation is beyond the'capabilities of the average layman, you'can actually perform a simple test to'demonstrate the unbelievable speed of
dark, right in your own home.
'All that is required for the simple'test is a closed desk drawer situated'in a bright room. You know from past'experience that the tightly shut drawer'is FULL of dark. Now, place your hand'firmly on the drawer's handle. Quickly'yank the drawer open.. the dark'immediately disappears, demonstrating'the blinding speed with which the dark#travels to the nearest darksucker!
'The secrets of dark are at present'known only to the power companies. Dark'must be very valuable, since they go to'such lengths to collect it in vast'quantities. By some well hidden method,'more modern power 'generation''facilities have devised methods to hide'their collection of dark. The older'facilities, however, usually have'gargantuan piles of solidified dark in'huge fenced in areas. Visitors to these'facilities are told the huge black'piles of material are supplies of coal,
but such is not the case.
'The power companies have long used code'words to hide their activities; D.C. is'Dark Conspiracy, whole A.C. is8Alternate Conspiracy. The intent of the A.C. is not yet4known, but the D.C. is rapidly yielding it's secrets0to the probing eyes and instruments of honest-scientists around the world. New developments)are being announced every day and we%promise to keep the public informed!of these announcements as they
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